Commandments of being a scoutThe Commandments to being a Space Marine Scout :
1) Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of their "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
2) Thou shalt not comment on the odd shape of the Inquisitor's head.
3) Thou shalt not do "wheelies" or "donuts" on you bike.
4) Thou shalt not have a "kegger" on the eve of battle, thus making yourselves less effective on the morn.
5) Thou shalt not refer to the Almighty Emperor as "The Righteous Dead Dude."
6) Orks are not "cute!"
7) Thou shalt not make jokes about the Imperial Guard's weapons.
8 ) Thou shalt not refer to the Rhino transports as "pimp wagons," nor shalt thou use the phrase, "If the Rhino be rockin, don't come a knockin."
9) The Chapter Master is not a "drag".
10) Thou shalt not check to see if your bolt pistol is loaded by looking down the barrel!
11) Thou shalt not go on panty raids into S